Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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