like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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