we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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