Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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