Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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