Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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