I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I pour the whiskey from now on
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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