Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just had sex bonerless
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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