You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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