is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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