hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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