they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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