I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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