I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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