Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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