the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You coming home soon, man?
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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