question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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