So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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