so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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