Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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