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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight