If i come over, it means nothing
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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