two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
