so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
vagina is talking i cant
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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