Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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