There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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