Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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