I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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