can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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