There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
