margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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