he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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