where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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