I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's great music for shaving your balls
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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