with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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