You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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