Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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