I accidentally had phone sex last night
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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