why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize