It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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