After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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