margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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