what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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