how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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