Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
try to milk me bitch
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