NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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