So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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