You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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