I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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