What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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