your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
