what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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