Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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