What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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