A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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