Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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