wake up i wanna do it froggy style
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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