that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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