He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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