I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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